DAVE LASERFACE IS HERE SO DON'T YOU FEAR!!
THATS RIGHT KIDS, ITS TIME FOR THE PRIME! THATS ME - DAVE LASERFACE - NUMBER ONE UNDER THE SUN. THESE ARE HOT GUNS I'M PACKING AND I GET MY KISSES FROM YO MISSES. AND ALSO YES IT IS MY BUSINESS.
YOU'RE ALL NUMBER THREES UNLIKE ME (I AM NUMBER ONE) AND THIS TIME I'M TURNING UP THE HEAT VEGAS STYLE.
AINT NO MORE PANSYASS CRYBABY COMPUTERS, THIS TIME WE'RE TAKING GUNS AND STEAKS AND VIOLENCE TO THE MAX.
AND BY MAX I MEAN ANIMALS DRIVING CARS
AINT NOTHIN' MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE SIGHT OF ONE A GODS FINEST CREATURES BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A HIGH POWERED AUTOMOBILE. I WANNA SEE GIRAFFES IN SUBMARINES, FISH INSIDE SPACESHIPS, AMEEBAS ON OLD TIMEY BICYCLES AND RACOONS BEHIND THE DESK IN A SUBWAY.
YOU GOTS TWO WEEKS TO MAKE THE MOST ASS KICKINEST ART YOU CAN
SEND EM ON DOWN TO ARTFIGHT2000@TOASTYMOFO.NET AND WE'LL SEE WHO COMES OUT TURBO STYLE
-DAVE LASERFACE SIGNIN' OUT Y'ALL