Wednesday 16 December 2009

A ROUND THREE?!?! VEGAS CITY!!!!! THEM CRITTERS IN CARS!!!



DAVE LASERFACE IS HERE SO DON'T YOU FEAR!!


THATS RIGHT KIDS, ITS TIME FOR THE PRIME! THATS ME - DAVE LASERFACE - NUMBER ONE UNDER THE SUN. THESE ARE HOT GUNS I'M PACKING AND I GET MY KISSES FROM YO MISSES. AND ALSO YES IT IS MY BUSINESS.


YOU'RE ALL NUMBER THREES UNLIKE ME (I AM NUMBER ONE) AND THIS TIME I'M TURNING UP THE HEAT VEGAS STYLE.


AINT NO MORE PANSYASS CRYBABY COMPUTERS, THIS TIME WE'RE TAKING GUNS AND STEAKS AND VIOLENCE TO THE MAX.


AND BY MAX I MEAN  ANIMALS DRIVING CARS




AINT NOTHIN' MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE SIGHT OF ONE A GODS FINEST CREATURES BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A HIGH POWERED AUTOMOBILE. I WANNA SEE GIRAFFES IN SUBMARINES, FISH INSIDE SPACESHIPS, AMEEBAS ON OLD TIMEY BICYCLES AND RACOONS BEHIND THE DESK IN A SUBWAY.


YOU GOTS TWO WEEKS TO MAKE THE MOST ASS KICKINEST ART YOU CAN 


SEND EM ON DOWN TO ARTFIGHT2000@TOASTYMOFO.NET AND WE'LL SEE WHO COMES OUT TURBO STYLE


-DAVE LASERFACE SIGNIN' OUT Y'ALL

THE ROUN TOO AND A WINNER IS HERE

a time has been recrded and then i was ENTRANCE but finnally we halve  a winner for the longest ever time to vote that was june tiol now and it is christsman

A VOOTER IS WON AND IT WAS MR HUTCHSION WHO HAS ACQUIRED THE LARGEST VOT THIS MEAN HE IS EXPERINCED IN THE WIN AND ROUNF TWO OFFER!!!


i apollo geese lose of compursure it is a signifrictant event and i will remain inside of stately brow like composeure. *AHUM*

presents the final trofy of art champinship and winners to the next winner i am happy to announce has won the fite and new ruler (not measurement) is mistter hutchison



oma is not the winer i apoollodise for confuscious


and so chapter has been written and now the page must close... ones again i thank you muhumbel components for allowing us to visit such a powrufil computr position and now applease make skype work agaiun

TIM FOR A ROUND THREE NEXT RIM AND THANK YOU

Monday 29 June 2009

AND A ROUND TWO IS AFTER SECONDS NOWthe unhappy computer

LAEGS AND GRANULESFEN it is time for the fite of a million arts inside of a unspecefd number of time.

MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BECOME THE WINER AND NOT OTHERS WIN THE FITE NOW IT IS YOUR CHANS!!!

it is time for considrateion.

how many poepl think abouts computre?
wat abrout computres feeling?

alllow me to prose a jesture.

"L'CCOMPUTRE lacrimavit" by JRCKTCRTCH (esq.)

drap, drip, drippy drip.
"WAT!! AIGHT MINUTE TO LOAD SKYPE?!!"
*weezy*.. *sniffel*... *drop*

are you see!!1 we must reats and feel for love our system, or arts and skypes will be long and borken and fites no winner until a fite is won

peebles must be the care and SO NOW BE IT SHOW UNTIL THERE IS A WINNER AGAIN THEN DO WORK!

the compureurt must be art until happier. drawn the unhappy side for (maybe) the winner!

arts to ARTFITE2000@toastymofo.net


do not worrty time oif strife is gone now!! love of the sillyconne and metls for you now! then back to skypre

AND NOW ENTRTANSTS PROVIDE WAYS INTO INSIDE MAKE ARTé

cccCCCCCCCCCCOMPETER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ishribule is sernsertive and makes of the computer feeling emotion by making the Microsfost Paint (TEM) also with the computre


ohno dont jump says peopl outside of pixel wideness. cubvery building menas vertigos and perciever of visision ohno. the mircrosoft winds sad smile computre is an empathytic touching appeaser.

COMPRETEP TOO TOOP TWROhabberhabber2
mitser hutchirson uses soylent princple and rakes rovery style with laws of compostition and obedience to karma

OHNO THE CRIES DIRTY TEAR *sniffel* herer we see the wordes of not itself trying to be maker happy ubt cannot here it is too sad so very sad. horrible gradients show discord in cmputr brain a sunning technikqe insight is now upon beholden

competter 3 - the bethening
bether is a disability she lacks art ablity and so special case is made for her allowance iside of competiton but she will not win due to this


YUK. a fal awful how did fluid exists i nside of the monitor. out now anyway ohno not on the mouse yuk im not cleaning it

THE RETURN OF A MATHESON PART 2 THE THIRD - JAY HUGHNIT ENTERS A COMPETION
julia employs the gimp to make her art for her 


OH LOOKIT NO. coffe splled on the comptutrr makegin a mess and bleepout. A VIOLATION OF THE COMMUTER/WET COMPUTER DICHOTOMY surely a mess has resulted.

OK RESULTS PLEASE COS THIS SUCKED (thanks ish)
 

ROUND TOO WINNER MUST BE?!

A NEXT ROUND1 WINNER IS GOING TO BE!1!

ac ompetion fite is almost over now and the time is now of who wins?? and who has the best art which wins the fite??

how many poeple can win it is only one. but many have chosen to maybe win and now there is a winner of the fite!!

WITH TE VOTES IT IS KNOW NOW THAT POEPLE HAVE WON AND THERE IS A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


laieds and grentilmens it is timethe winner is ISHARBLE!!!



here is the cup or prestige it is belong to the winner now nooine else can have it until loose.

BUT NEXT TIM THERE IS MORE AND SONEONE WILL FITE AGAIN AND THERE WILL BE AN ART FITE BECAUSE NOONE CAN STOP THE ART FROM BATTLE

my nnhumbles thanks you to partipactors

Saturday 27 June 2009

ROUND ONE FIOGHT1!!! picharchu

WHO IS THE COMPETITIOR NUMBER ONE IT IS SIR HUTCHISON

mistur hutchison is a veteran of the soylent school and as such uses subtile methods and storks in his art to make the (maybe) competition winner.

here we can see trhe face iof the pokerman as surlie gentelmen, he is smoking a cuban cigar. could this be a hunt as to his polytical side? what deepth and character is given here by the art. a matsurpiece indeed

WHO IS THE COMPETITIOR NUMBER TWO OH ITS ISH

isribale makes the art by a pencil methid and compuetr wich is a combination of things. she has many details in what is (mayebe) competitiont winner or the art piece



here the animil has black lethur waistcoat wich maybe a feticjh animil. a monocil hunts at a gentlemans who is a refined nature. impractical small hat is such a jolly joker animil. this is definitely an art which could be a winner of the compitition fite

WHO IS THE THIRD COMPETITIOR NUMBER THREE IT IS JUNIT

joolya "Jay Eunicht" made the art a containor of the art stileby penicls and amazon boxs to save the environment. maybe the art will be a winner in the tence art fite.



the pokerman is drawn ina cardboard to show homelss and buckfast drinker. fat and wrinkle eys and ahand is reach means aggression for spare chang or electric bolt. how did it get cigar? mistery.. a (could be) winner of the art fite


NOW SAY "HOW IS THE FITE WON AND WHO IS THE WINNER OF THE FITE?"


who is winner and the round one??/